Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where your parents live?
Me: With me
Police:Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbour
Police: Where is your neighbour house?
Me: If I tell you, you wont believe me
Police: Tell me
Me: Next to my house
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