The two finalists at the annual poetry competition were an Ivy League college graduate and a redneck. The final stage of the competition was to write a rhyming poem using the word *Timbuktu.* The college graduate stands up to the microphone and starts.
>A desert caravan astray beneath a dusk deep blue
>On a path unknown the camels walk two by two
>Men search the stars for a bearing true
>Destination Timbuktu
The crowd erupted with applause then settled back into their seats. The redneck approaches the microphone, clears his throat and begins to speak.
>Me n' Tim a huntin' went
>Met three whores in a pop up tent
>They was three and we was two
>So I buck'd one and Tim-buck'd-two
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