Please help me find the joke that goes with this punchline

So, for the longest time I thought I made this up, until one day someone else told me they too forgot a joke with the same punchline.

I wouldn't even have believed it except he said the ending before I told him what it was.

The ending of the joke is something just like:

> The next day the headline read "Man killed by flying green gorilla dick"

What's the rest of it?

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