Playing the Game

Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up and
try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes
in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice. The dealers agree.


She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm half naked." With that she strips naked from the waist down,
and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of
pants!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of
the dealers.


"YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and
clothes and quickly leaves.


The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of
them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I
don't know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!"