Plastic Surgery Joke

A 46 year old man decides to get plastic surgery for his birthday. He goes into the clinic, gets the work done and is delighted with the result. On his way home, he stops at a newsagents to buy his regular paper and asks the clerk, "How old do you think I am?"

"Umm, about 35." responds the clerk.

"Actually I'm 46." the man responds.

The man is delighted and continues down the street whistling to himself. He then stops at a butchers shop to buy a lean cut of pork. Before leaving he asks the butcher, "How old do you think I am?"

"I'd say you were about 28." responded the butcher

"I'm 46 actually." responds the man.

The man is overjoyed at this and starts skipping towards the bus stop. When he reaches the bus stop, the place is deserted except for one old lady. The man decides to ask the old lady the same question, "How old do you think I am?"

"Well" said the old lady, "my eyesight isn't as good as it used to be, but when I was younger, I knew a trick that could determine exactly how old a specific person was. All I have to do is put my hand down your pants for, around 10 minutes, and I will be able to tell you exactly how old you are."

The man was skeptical, but because he was in such a good mood, he said, "Sure, what the hell, go for it".

So the old lady proceeds and does her trick for around 10 minutes and says, "You are exactly 46 years old".

The man is shocked and says, "Wow, where did you learn that trick?"

The old lady laughed and says, "There is no trick, I was behind you at the butchers shop."