He woke me up late last night and asked if I could write a few gags for his set in a couple of days, because his mom just died and he was busy with her funeral. I agreed to help him out and asked if he had a topic in mind.
He said, sorry, I'm too upset to be thinking about chocolate right now.
Looks like I'm going to need help.
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