Plane lullabies

Folks complain about sitting near a crying baby on the plane. But what they need to do is think of the right lullaby to sing to help out the little tyke.

*Rock-a-bye baby, up in the sky*

*When the plane crashes, Baby will die.*

*When the wings break, the cabin will drop,*

*And down will come Baby, Mommy, and Pop!*

*Rock-a-bye baby, up in the air.*

*Where the plane goes, the Devil may care.*

*Captain's asleep, the passengers too,*

*All the air leaked from a hole in the loo.*

*Rock-a-bye baby, ready to nod.*

*In arms of good Ahmed, servant of God.*

*Laugh at the shiny, glittering knife,*

*He's flying the plane for the rest of your life.*