One morning micky mouse woke up got dressed and looked out his bedroom window "oh what a beuatifull day he thought "when all of a sudden he looked down in the snow and written in urin a message sayed "micky sucks" so he whent to the police to see who did, it the next morning the police called him and says " hey mickey we have bad news and worse news , the bad news is its goofy's urin , the worse news is its minnies handwriting.
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