So a guy and a girl meet on a dating app and decide to hook up. The guy comes over to her house for sexy time and conversion ensues.
Girl: "So where are the condoms?"
Guy: "Oh man I forgot! Looks like we'll have to go to plan B"
Girl: "What!?! I don't want to use Plan B!"
Guy: "Oh nonono, my plan B is to pull out!"
Girl: "Ohhh ok then haha"
The two laugh for a minute and continue with sexy time.
Guy: "Oh no! I forgot to pull out!"
Girl: "What!?!? No what do we do!"
Guy: "don't worry about it, now we go to plan c"
Girl: "ok well what's plan C?
Guy: "Plan B."
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