What's a pirate's favorite country?
Arrrmenia (or Arrrrrgentina or Arrrrland)
What does a pirate wear when it's raining?
A parrrrka
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Gold.
How does a pirate know where he's going?
He looks to the staaaarrrrrs.
What's a pirates favorite animal?
Arrrrmadillo
What is a pirate's favorite transportation vehicle?
A boat.
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