Three Men walk into a king's palace in hope of marrying his beautiful daughter.
He tells them, "The one of you who brings me the most ping-pong balls will win my daughter!"
The first man comes back with 200 ping pong balls.
The second comes back with 500, and the last comes back smelly, beaten, and bruised.
When the king asks where his ping pong balls are he exclaims, "Ping pong Balls!!!! I thought you said King Kong's BALLS!!
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