"Thank you for flying with us this morning.
The weather is....."
Then suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers:
"Oh my God. OMG! OMG! This is going to hurt....Its burning"
A ghostly Silence reigned!
He gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers:
"I sincerely apologise for the incident but I just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap...you should see my pants."
One passenger replies -
"Why don't you come here and see Our PANTS"!
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