Man 1: Excuse me sir, but did you know that there is a banana in your ear?
Man 2: What was that?
Man 1: There's a banana in your ear!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!
Man 2: WHAT?
Man 1: THERE IS A *BANANA* IN YOUR *EAR*!!!
Man 2: I'm sorry I can't hear. There is a banana in my ear.
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