Pigs

A kid said "I have a dirty joke; a kid fell in the mud".

Another kid said, "I know a dirty joke; two kids fell into a pile of mud".

Then the other kid said, "Well, I bet I have the dirtest joke of all; 2 pigs fell into a pile of mud and 3 came out!"

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