When women get pregnant it's all "Oh congratulations that's wonderful" and "I'm so happy to have a life inside me, oh I felt it kick"
But when men get pregnant it's like "Jesus Christ what the no how did this happen stay away from me" and "Oh Lord it's moving help me oh god help me it doesn't work like this Jesus AH IT'S KICKING ME NOOO YOU DID THIS TO ME SHARON"
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