Piglet: [screaming] Help! Tigger: Oh, relax, Piglet, old pal. There's no difference between plunging 10,000 feet to the jagged rocks below and tumbling out of bed. Piglet: Oh? Really? .

Tigger: Why, sure! [Tigger starts laughing for a few seconds, then puts his right paw on his chin, with his left paw on his right elbow] Tigger: Except for the splat at the end they're practically similar

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