One day a man went into the doctors and said "Doc I really have the urge to stick my dick in the pickle slicer" The doc replied "Why would you want to do that anyway why are you coming to me?" so he left. The next week he came back and said "I did it i stuck my dick in the pickle slicer and got fired." the doctor asked "so what happend to the pickle slicer" "oh she got fired too."
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