Pick a number between 1 and 100, multiply it by 2, add 14, and then divide by 2. Now subtract the number you first picked by the number you have now...

An Australian...

Why doesn't Tasmania float away? Because Victoria sucks.

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Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm....

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Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all...

A lawyer was just...

..and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said,...

In a mental...

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting...

So a church had a...

the fire alarm had gone off and everyone was evacuating the building....

Language Barrier

A Chinese guy was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asked the teller,...

How do you ruin a...

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

I have a job as a...

But it isn't working out.