Phrases

The phrase "I love kids" can lead to two diffent outcomes.
Tell it to a girl and she'll like you more and considered you as "husband material". Tell it to a cop and you get something diffent. You might end up on a "special" list and you gain a title that you now have to announce to your neighbors

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