Diaster

One day, the queen mother, Ian paisley, ian paisleys son and
Nelson mandela were taking a plane trip. To the horror of the
passengers the plane had spiralled out of control.


There were only 5 parchutes and 6 people. So the two pilots
took the first two parachutes and jumped out of the plane,
leaving 4 people and only three parachutes.


So Ian paisley said to the queen mother "you should go your
highness, you're much too important to England to die" so she
took a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
Then Ian paisley said to Nelson mandela "sir, you should go,
your people need you" So Nelson mandela took a parachute and
jumped out of the plane.
Ian paisley's son piped up "Da what about us?? theres only 1
left!!!"
But Paisley laughed and said "Dont worry son, I gave that black
bastard your schoolbag!!!!!!!"