Pete was out mowing his lawn on a windy day when suddenly a gust of wind blew his hat off his head and over the neighbours fence. He looked over the fence and saw a fierce looking German Sheppard chewing up his hat. So Pete goes and knocks on his neighbours door and explains to him what happened, only for his neighbour to say "oh well, it's not my problem, piss off". Not to happy about his neighbours response Pete said 'hey, I don't like your attitude' to which his neighbour replied 'it wasn't my hat it chewed it was yours'.
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