Pepito and Satan...

A little mexican kid named Pepito is outside one night playing basketball. Its around 3:00 in the morning but Pepito don't care because Pepitos a badass. When out of nowhere a bright red smoke burst from the ground in front of Pepito and Satan appears. "Hahahaha, Ive come to take your soul to hell you little shit!" said Satan. "Your damned for all eternity for how bad you've been!" Pepito still bouncing his basketball smurks and shoots the ball. (cough) " Did you not hear me! I said youre fucked little kid!" "Yeah yeah, whatever pendejo" Says little badass Pepito. Satan becomes twice as red as he was with anger and before he grabs Pepito to take him to hell Pepito says. "Ok puto you want my soul, lets play a game." Satan looks at him for a second and agrees. Pepito picks up a can and pokes holes in it with his ice pick because thats what Pepito uses to shank putos. He holds the can and says.."If you can guess which hole my fart comes out you can have my soul." Satan laughs "You mexican kids crack me up." he says. So he is told to turn around. Pepito pulls his pants down and puts the can to his butt and farts the wettest fart ever. His says "Ok bish turn around" Satan turns and looks at the can..."It came out this one!" he says pointing at the biggest hole in the can. Pepito laughs " No stupid! it came out my asshole."