It was a slow day for Mike. He was hunched over the counter doing the crossword in newspaper to pass time as he waited for customers to visit his shop.
The door opened and the bell rang, in walks his good friend Johnny.
"Hey there Johnny! How ya doin'? What can I get you, buddy?"
"Hey Mike, doing good. Just a little short of money this month and we're all out of toilet paper."
"Gee, that's too bad Johnny. Tell ya what. I've got a delivery of a shipment of unbranded toilet paper. You try them out, if you can come up with a name for them there'll be no charge. How about that?"
"Thanks Mike, you really came through for me. I won't forget this!"
They bid their farewells, Johnny leaves and Mike carries on with the crossword.
A few days later Johnny visits the shop again.
"Hey Johnny how's life treating you? Did you manage to think of a name for the toilet paper?"
"I sure did Mike. You should name it after John Wayne, because it's rough, tough and don't take no shit from nobody!"
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