People born on February 29th have to put up with jokes about aging 1/4th as fast their entire lives. Those must get old

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You might be a liberal if: * You've ever left your sociology class...

You should never...

They make up everything.

Dad jokes central

Bring me your dad jokes i have 2 Somebody fell out of a tree. Nobody helped...

In the navy

'Mummy, Mummy. I was at the playground and Daddy and...' Mummy tells him to...

What would Martin...

Alive. He would be alive.

A panda walks...

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the...

What's the...

I've never paid 200 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.

El presidente de...

El presidente de cierto pa�s africano visit� Rusia, y el presidente,...

whats the...

ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp

When i was a kid,...

I asked him what that word meant. He told me to look it up. Happy Father's...