Peel and win


A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"


The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is free lunch."


But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"


Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize!"


The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake I've won a motorhome!"


And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads:


"W I N A B A G E L"


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by axelwang

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