Pedro's rich. Pedro's famous.

Pedro, reputedly the fastest fornicator in town, was walking in the woods when he came by a lake with a beautiful naked woman bathing in it.

"Excuse me, ma'am," he calls out, "would you mind if I swim in the other side of the lake?"

She recognises him and thinks, "Pedro's rich. Pedro's famous. Why not?"

"Sure, jump in."

After some time, Pedro calls across the lake, "do you mind if I swim in the same side as you?"

She thinks, "Pedro's rich. Pedro's famous. Why not?"

"Sure, come over."

After a little more time, Pedro asks, "Do you mind if I swim by you and put my arm around your shoulders?"

She thinks, "Pedro's rich. Pedro's famous. Why not?".

"Okay, sure."

After getting comfortable, Pedro asks, "would you mind if I put my finger in your belly-button?"

She thinks, "That's weird! But Pedro's rich; and Pedro's famous. Why not?".

"Uh, okay, yes."

Then she sings out, "Pedro! That's not my belly-button!"

And Pedro says, "that's not my finger!"