There were three men walking through the woodsone day, and they
came across a clearing with a slide in it, with a genie perched
on top. The genie said to the three men,
"I will grant each of you this: whatevery liquid you shout out
as you go downm this slide, will appera in a huge glass at the
bottom and you will fall into it."
The first man goes whoosing down the slide shouting
"BBBEEEEEEERRR!!!!"
He landed in a glass of beer.
The second man speeds down shouting:
"LEMONADEEEEE!!!!"
He lands in a glass of lemonade.
The third man also slides down, shouting
"WWWHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
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