Patrick brings home his new fiancé, Stacy, and introduces her to his parents, who are staunchly Irish Catholic and very old fashioned.
His parents and Stacy get along very well and they have a nice dinner together. After dinner, they are in the living room exchanging stories, laughs, and beers. Stacy excuses herself to use the bathroom.
"Patrick, she's wonderful!" his dad says.
"Why haven't you brought her over here before?" asks his mom.
"Well, dad, mom…" the man trails off. "It's just… I'm a little embarrassed about something, but I have to tell you." He takes a deep breath and blurts out "Stacy is a prostitute."
"Oh my Lord!" shrieks Patrick's mother.
His father clutches his chest and falls to the floor, unconscious. Patrick and his mom gather around his father, and after a few moments he wakes up.
"Son," he says. "What did you just say about Stacy?"
"Dad, she's a prostitute."
"Oh thank Heaven!" his father says. "I thought you said protestant!"
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