The barman approaches them and asks:
'Hello boys, what are you doing here?'
'We're planning the Third World War.'
'Yeah? And what's the plan?'
'We'll kill 30 million Afghans, and a mailman.'
'A mailman? Why do you wanna kill a mailman?'
To which Bush turns towards Powell with a sly smile.
'See? Told you nobody would care about the 30 million Afghans!'
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