Mike: "Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Do you mean to say there's a new bar and you go inside and for a half a buck they give you a beer, a free lunch and they take you in the back room and they get you laid?"
Pat: "That's right."
Mike: "Have you ever been in the bar?"
Pat: "No but my sister has"
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