Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost my finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like this...Damn! There goes another one!"
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