Guy goes to a party and puts on the moves on this girl. They eventually go back to his place, he pours them some drinks and they get to talking. After a while they start to feel the alcohol and he's getting anxious.
"So would you like to come in my bedroom?"
"That's pretty presumptuous of you!"
"Wow, thats a pretty big word for a 12 year old!"
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