A girl was telling me that she stays skinny by throwing up her food right after she eats. When I tried to explain the health risks she stubbornly asked, "what do you know?"
A girl was telling me that she stays skinny by throwing up her food right after she eats. When I tried to explain the health risks she stubbornly asked, "what do you know?"
I replied, "you're not gonna bulimia when I tell you."
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