A seceratary was leaving the office when she saw the CEO standing in front of
the paper shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Excuse me." said the CEO,
"This is a very important document.
Could you get this thing to work?" so the seceratary turned on the machine,
inserted the paper and pressed the start button and the paper went. "Great,"
said the CEO, "I just need one copy."
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