"Pap�, tengo dos noticias que


"Pap�, tengo dos noticias que darte: una buena y otra mala, �cu�l quieres saber primero?"


"La buena, por supuesto".


"�La buena noticia es que dej� las drogas!"


"�Me alegra mucho, hijo! �Y cu�l es la mala?"


"Que no se d�nde las dej�..."

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