Paintings


NEW YORK -- It's a donation the Metropolitan Museum of Art doesn't appreciate.


Officials at the famed New York museum discovered a painting of President George W. Bush hanging near an exit. The cartoon-like painting shows Bush against a background of shredded dollar bills.


A label next to the painting says it was made with acrylic, legal tender and "the artist's semen."


Met spokesman Harold Holzer said it's clearly an unwelcome demonstration of self-aggrandizement.


Three similar pastings of Bush and former President Bill Clinton have been found in museums in Philadelphia and Washington.


The New York Post reported anti-terrorists police units determined the supposed semen paintings weren't a biological hazard.


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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