Reminds me of the woman who goes to her gynecologist and complains of a pain in her averies.
"Don't you mean ovaries ?" the doc says.
"No" she says.
"We had better have a look" says doc. After a minute of peering, doc says "You're right, It looks like there's been a cockatoo up there"
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