and orders his usual. As he's pouring out the Guiness, the bartender notices that Paddy looks distraught. Worried about his best customer, the bartender asks, "What's the matter, Paddy? You're looking glum".
Paddy responds with a sigh and sips his Guiness. After a minute, Paddy tells the bartender the source of his dispair. "I lost my best mate Mick today you see", says Paddy.
"Oh dear Paddy. If you don't mind me asking, how did it happen?" asked the bartender.
Paddy groaned in discontent.
"He got his finger caught in a wedding ring".
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