So the coroner brings in paddys two best friends, Mick and Joe. Mick goes in and tries to identify the mangled corpse, mick says "turn him over", the coroner does. Mick says "ahh jaysus no, that's not paddy".
So the coroner brings in Joe, Joe goes in, says to the coroner "turn him over", he does it again, Joe says "no, thats not paddy". At this point the coroner is visibly confused and asks Joe why, Joe says "because paddy had two arseholes".
The coroner is even more confused. The coroner asks joe why he thinks this, joe goes on to say "because everytime paddy came into town everyone would say here comes paddy and them two arseholes"
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