Another Dumb Blonde

This blonde's really dumb, and that's what her husband thinks of
her,so one morning she gets up and thinks to herself "I'm gonna
prove to my husband I can do something good. Right, when he's
gone I'm gonna paint the lounge.So off her husband goes to work
for the day and she gets to work painting the lounge.Well, when
her husband comes home that afternoon he opens the door and gets
this big whiff of a paint smell. "Oh no, what's she done now?"
is his only thought as he walks to the lounge. He opens the
door,and there's his wife,lying on the couch,with 2 big
fur coats on,sweating and shivering.He rushes over to her and
says, "honey, are you ok? What's happened?" To which she
replies,"Yeah,I was all ready to paint the lounge and everything
and read the instructions and followed them. They said 'For best
results, apply two coats.'