He's drunk 16 pints of beer, and decides to walk home along the canal.
As he's walking along the canal he see's a chap who's just thrown himself in the canal, Paddy reacts bravely and rescues him.
The next day the police knock on Paddy's door, they ask him did he save a bloke who jumped in the canal, Paddy explains he did and that he doesn't want any special treatment or medals.
The police explain that he shouldn't of bothered, because he hung himself.
Paddy replies, "No he didn't, I put him up there to dry!"
Courtesy of Dennis Taylor (UK Snooker Player)
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