Outback church healing..

Small church in the outback and the congregation are getting excited and filled with healing power. The priest asks the congregation for anyone with an illness to come forward. He holds his hands on the persons head and says, 'Pray with me people, let the healing power of the Lord prevail!'
The congregation chant and pray feverishly and the person walks away full of Jesus.
Then it's little Johnie's turn, a local aboriginal boy.
'Tell me Johnie', says the priest 'what is problem?' Johnie says, 'it's my hearing mister'. So the priest places both hands over Johnie's ears and the whole congregation chant and pray. After a few moments the priest releases his hands and says loudly, 'So Johnie, have we fixed your hearing?' Johnie says, 'How the fuck would I know, it's not till next week'.

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