A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says
"sorry we don't serve rope here"
The rope gets up and walks outside when he gets out he frays up his ends and ties himself in a knot he then walks back in the bar and orders a drink the bartender asks "Arent you the same rope that just waked in here"
the rope looks at him and says
"Nope I'm afraid not"
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