Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had
gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky.Holmes said, "Watson,
look up. What do you see?" "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that
mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow.
What does it mean to you, Holmes?" "To me, it means someone has stolen our
tent."
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