This is all true. There is toilet paper actually like this!
On of my friend's older brothers had gotten, shortly after the
terrorist attacks,this roll of toilet paper while he was away at
college. He pulled off a few sheets and sent them to his younger
sister(which is where I saw them). (Here's the good part) On
every sheet of toilet paper, there was Osama's face, and there
were two different sayings accompanying the picture:
1. LISTEN TO YOUR MAMA, WIPE WITH OSAMA!
2. IF YOU'RE GONNA ATTACK, START WITH MY CRACK!
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