...she walks into the doctor's office and sits down on the waiting table. The doctor comes in and says,
"Welcome back Oprah! First, I need you to take your clothes off."
She takes off her clothes and sits back down on the table. The doctor then says,
"Now I'm going to need you to stand over there in the corner."
Oprah gets up and stands in the corner and looks at the doctor. The Doctor takes a long look of inspection and says,
"Hmmmm. Now I would like you to stand over there on the other side of the room."
Oprah does what he says and, again, waits for his instruction. The doctor then replies,
"Hmmm. Can you please go back to the original corner and stand there again?"
Oprah, growing curious asks,
"Doctor, why are you having me stand naked in different corners of the room?"
To which the doctor replies,
"I plan on purchasing a leather sofa and want to see how it will look in this room."
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