Joe bursts into a house with great urgency
Joe: "Mom! I just saw dad doing something with the neighbor lady!" exclaimed Joe
Mom: "What is that?"
Joe: "She was kneeling in front of him, and he was pushing that...thing into her mouth"
Mom: "Well, how about you tell that to everybody at the party tonight" said mom coyly.
Later that evening at the party:
Joe: "I have something to say to all of you. Earlier today I saw my dad pushing his....Mom, what is it called, the thing that mailman always pushes in your mouth?"
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