Ooly Booly

A young man is flying over the oceans with a small plane, until suddenly his engine fails. There is no way for him to stear back to the mainland and so he crashes on a small unknown island.

He managed to survive the crash and decides to walk around in the forest to look for food. After some time in the forest, SNAP, he activates a trap and is now hanging upside down in a tree.

A small group of tribe members cut him down and take him to the tribe leader that only speaks the sentence "Ooly Booly, or chop your head", without a single doubt the young man yells "please Ooly Booly" and gets mounted from behind by one of the tribe members.

With slight pain and a lot of regret he is released in the forest. Completely dissorrientated he runs away in a random direction and again, SNAP he is hanging upside down.

Dragged in front of the chief he hears again "Ooly Booly, or chop your head". But this time there is 3 natives standing next to the chieften licking their tongues. Knowing what is about to happen but no other acceptable option he says "Ooly Booly" and turn for turn the 3 tribe members have a go at him.

Hardly able to walk and completely humiliated he pushes himself through to forest trying to avoid any traps. Seeing the sea come closer, he feels that this time he will make it, but.. SNAP, again upside down.

This time hearing the words "Ooly Booly or chop your head" and seeing a group of 10 natives licking their tongues, he knows he is done for. So he gathers enough courage to mumble the words "chop my head" to which the chief replays "sure.. but first Ooly Booly!"

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