Famous playboy, Hugh Hefner, managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the playboy mansion, where they had been selling flowers. One friar said, "Well if it was anyone else, we may have gotten away with it, but unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
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