A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While he wiped the dust off the lamp a genie appeared in a puff of smoke."For freeing me from my prison, I will grant you a wish, what will it be sire?"The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job, a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.""Allah Ka Zam!" said the genie."You're a housewife!"
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